Mowing the Air

A popular phrase used on the sitcom Trailer Park Boys. Taken to indicate a huge waste of time in the face of work.

Matt: Hey Jack, hows that philosophy paper going?

Jack: I don't even know man, I've been mowing the air hard all day today.

by IamTheLiquor April 30, 2011

air boob

The practice of holding a hand out the window while driving at high speed and "cupping" the oncoming air as though it were a boob.

HMB: Hey, mind if I open a window?

DTM: Sure. Did you fart?

HMB: No, I just want to grab an air boob.

DTM: Ahhh, yes. Air boob time!

HMB: AIR BOOOOOOOOB!

(Both roll down windows, grab air boob.)

DTM's dad (confused): ..."air boob"...?

by HMB September 15, 2009

Packaged Air

A packet of Doritos or similar snack foods where up to half of the packet is filled with air, Packaged Air generally leaves the buyer feeling extremely ripped off.

"Hey Evan, care for a bag of packaged air?"

by SpaceD Ace March 5, 2006

Air Rifle

A kickass rifle that can blow holes in small animals

The XS-B21 Air Rifle pennetrated 4 wooden boards

by Alon September 29, 2003

Air Raid

When, seconds before orgasm, you jump in the air, grab on to the ceiling fan, and attempt to skeet on her while spinning.

DeShawn: Dude, I had an amazing time last night!
Hakeem: What happened?
DeShawn: I totally pulled an Air Raid on LaBunifa last night. That skeet wont come out of her hair for weeks!

by Lemonjello!! May 28, 2008

Air Force

The greatest Air Expeditionary Force the world will ever see. Capable of supplying troops with air conditioned tents in the middle east, while our fellow branches get all toasty in their "tents?". Also owner to the greatest bomber, the B-52H stratofortress. Bye bye sucka's

(Any other branch)" Hey I want some real food, lets go to the Air Force side of the desert, I heard that they are having steak and lobster."

by afwrestler19 June 16, 2005

Air Punch

The act of punching into thin air, normally as a sign you are excited because you did something cool, or your team scored points in a match, and you want everyone to know about it. This is the equivalent to the 'woo-hoo' sound made by dumb chics when they are all talking about something stupid and they want to show their agreement on something dumb. It is important to chose the right moment when to air punch, and to do it right, or you will look like a douchebag.

that douche Larry always has to air punch when the Lakers score, he looks like such an ass

eventually i had to air punch with the rest of the crowd, they were starting to turn on me

by SiffBachelor June 3, 2009