Adam is the kind of kid who was free-ranged in elementary school but was constantly hunted down by wranglers after stripping through the hallways. Adam is often seen standing at the urinal with pants to his ankles and or making a mural on the walls from his own fecal matter. He is referred to as the Cum Gobbler as many have observed whenever he eats, he says "Cum... Cum... Cum... YUM... YUM... YUM". Overall, Adam is a menace to society who is unfit to continue living.
Yo, Adam is a fucking idiot
by AidanMaybe? December 5, 2021
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The type of guy that you'd generally fall in love with on first sight.
Just kidding. He's a slut. Generally very obese, eats a lot, and plays children's games to jack off in his spare time. Never become an Adam.
Just kidding. He's a slut. Generally very obese, eats a lot, and plays children's games to jack off in his spare time. Never become an Adam.
P1: Someone tell Adam to lose some fucking weight! He's broken 5 chairs today!
P2: Alright, I'll get somebody!
P2: Alright, I'll get somebody!
by _mayan_ November 26, 2019
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by Jamie.G February 24, 2019
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