Deoxyribonucleic acid

What you say instead of DNA when you want to sound smart in the 4th grade.

Timothy: Hey Jacob I just studied a DNA molecule
Jacob: Did you mean Deoxyribonucleic acid?

by Insightful Retard... September 10, 2020

Acid Dick

The residual effect of putting your regular dick into an Acid Pussy. See Acid Pussy.

"My brother is a whore, and fucks whores with acid pussy, and now his dick is on fire...because it is now acid dick."

by What's My Name Fool?! August 22, 2011

Accidental Game

When your swag is turned up so high, that your game goes on Auto Pilot.

As girl is walking away...

Guy 1 (in a joking way): "Did you get shorter?"

Girl blushes and turns around

Guy 2: "Dude nice accidental game."

by SnacksOnSnacks2 June 28, 2009

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

The Car Accident

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.

I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.

by InternationalBongWater17 January 15, 2014

accidentabate

When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.

"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.

by Jordy-Time September 5, 2006

sulphuric acid

The most delicious substance known to man. It makes your tongue scream out with joy. Or pain. I can't tell the difference.

I love to pour sulphuric acid on my toes! Mmmmm the pain is so delicious

by Salad fingers November 21, 2004