absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer

youre not an epic absolute gamer noob

by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019

Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

absolutely dot

Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites

Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

no yeah absolutely

An even stronger version of the Midwestern phrase "no yeah",

No yeah absolutely, I'll be there Saturday even if I have to do the evening chores.

by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019

Absolute Bombo

An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution

The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B

by Awisi Pussy June 13, 2022

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016