flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor

by barnicle20 May 19, 2011

Fuckery Factor

The common root cause that makes a situation become fucked; an instigative action, suggestion, or plan that causes fuckery to ensue leading to a fucked moment

"That party really got out of hand.." "Yeah, that broken staircase from Dave mattress sledding was the total fuckery factor there."

by Thatdudeshotwife69 March 27, 2021

drip factor

Drip factor refers to one’s fashion being so immensely swag that it can induce a reaction in females to cause them to become wet due to an overwhelming sexual response.

Dude, your new kicks definitely have the drip factor!

by Informer$$ September 3, 2019

Akeem factor

When someone's microphone sounds really bad and they are inaudible.

My friends walmart mic has such a bad akeem factor

by Monkay_Maniac January 10, 2021

jeb factor

To experience extreme latency and errors in your computer system to a point that it defeats the point of computer automation.

I cannot seem to make an offers to my customer using my Siebel system as it is experiencing the jeb factor.

by abukay October 11, 2014

Kaitlin Factor

A military-grade level of planning, organization and precision normally reserved for special operations missions and political coups.

I was worried about starving to death on my trip to the Amazon. Luckily, the Kaitlin Factor prevailed.

by MarcDemo November 8, 2016

splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.

"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"

by ninety99nine October 21, 2011