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cool asian

Cool asian for example is a asian that EVERYONEat school knows. You may not know who he/she is, but you have seen or heard of them before.
Person 1:See that person over there?
Person 2:Yeah
Person 1:He is a cool asian
by E to the ugene May 27, 2005
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Asian parents

Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.
Asian Parents: "WTF is Pomona? Go Berkeley!"
by TheDefined February 8, 2013
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Asian Girls

Girls from Asia. The Female species from Asia. A woman from Asia.
They are asian girls.
by Unicorn_Poop3017 September 8, 2016
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Asian

*first of all, you don't need to be writing a definition about asians if you're not one 'cause you'll just make some stuff up like that straight A crap everyone thinks we're all able to do*

People who are decendents from Asia, or born from decendents. Lol.

Japanese,Korean,Chinese,Thai,Laos,Cambodia,Malaysia,Mongolia,Phillipenes, Vietnamese, India, and any other I forgot to mention.

*Not all of us are straight A students :P dumbass stereotypes...*
I am Asian :D
by aZnLooZer000 May 30, 2009
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asian gamblers

a asian person addicted to gambling.
most likely at a casino multiple times in a month

usually stay up until 4am playing slots.
person;; "d00d i walked into the casino at 8am in the morning and all i saw were a bunch of asian gamblers"
by joyjoyjoyyy September 29, 2009
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Asian Ball Punch

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
by blackram67 January 26, 2013
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Asian Gangster

Asian Gangsters, or AGs for short, is a term commonly used to describe people of oriental descent who reside in the area of Surrey. They are known as the Surrey Boys. They frequently use the term "bro" and proceed to "smash up" those who offend them.

Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.

To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".

An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube

Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!

Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
by KatSam12 September 18, 2013
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