ashley 

A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'

Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.

Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??

ashley by arsonexxjon February 3, 2010

Ashley 

A girl who is extremely beautiful and very sweet, but sadly dumb as a rock. She is probably actually fairly intelligent but her lack of common sense makes her appear a total dumbass.

Example 1:
"What color are bananas?"

"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"

Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"

Ashley by IonlattsLitalian April 29, 2012

Ashley 

A girl who is a slut. She fucks any black man that will have her. She has a Frankensteins monster forehead. She is flat chested and no ass but is all stomach, she looks like a blimp. She lies about everything and steals from people who were supposed to be her friends.

Girl 1: are you still friends with Ashley?
Girl 2: Hell no that whore stole my digital camera and fucked all my brothers.
Girl 1: what a fucking slut.

Ashley by Zombiiee April 12, 2013

ashley 

a true story with the facts exaggerated to make the story more interesting or funnier than it actually is.

"Dude , that story about Babe Ruth calling his homerun to centerfield is such an "ashley". He was just gesturing at the opposing teams dugout because they were heckling him.

ashley by djf750 December 28, 2008

Ashley 

Bitchass slut who is always jumping from man to man.

Ashley is that slutty bitch

Ashley by johntheloser June 12, 2014

ashley 

A tall lanky skinny bitch who goes to starbucks and has sex with some doucher. Ashley's usually have huge ass bug eyes and pasty white skin. She talks shit with Adrianna about everyone, but everyone hates her.

"the girl i fucked last night looked like dinosaur, she was such an ashley"

"its lent and i feel like such an ashley for saying this but,lets go to starbucks"

"i have sex with 25 year olds when im 16!"
"ew you ashley!!"

ashley by Life is a box of choc2 March 13, 2010

ashley 

short girl with a big nose
her mans is a boy named jason
slamming her locker is easyyyyyy
dates taharka on the side
jason also dates taharka on the side

jason: lemme smash

ashley: omg i love u hahhaha
taharka: *winks at jason*
jason: lemme smash

ashley by jasons tagalong is 1 inch February 27, 2017