arse sandwich

What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.

Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

Arse Crumble

A term invented by YouTuber 21Kiloton to describe a video game of exceedingly low quality.

Dave: Have you played Ghost Recon: Breakpoint yet?

Gary: No man. That game is total arse crumble.

by Fu[n]k My Life October 26, 2019

Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 March 12, 2011

gargle arse

Gargle arse- is the descriptive word when someone's fart resembles and embodies a gargling drain..

Did you hear richs' fart. He's a right gargle arse

by Gargle arse November 14, 2017