Almond Titties

Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video

"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."

by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017

almukhtar

The chosen one. The original "Almukhtar" is almukhtar alsulimani who is the best in the world

I'm an almukhtar their is no one like me

by Almukhtar April 18, 2018

almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.

Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.

by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020

Almar

Almar is a doggy fortnite player

"of the j, jayden reginer got me tripping" - Almar

by Hilal G October 29, 2020

lawd almighty

When a muthafucka starts some shit with a holy black man and it's time to whip some ass three the hard way

This silly muthafucka keep starting shit with me Lawd Almighty let me whip put my holy foot up this muthafuckas ass!!!

by Brazilasslover August 27, 2016

erotic almond

Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)

Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap December 29, 2021

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

by Frackin'Amazin' June 19, 2010