Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023
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Bank Account Check

A phrase used by broke gamma males in order to increase their ranking in the social hierarchy.
Yo can I get a bank account check on that kid right there.
by Adapt cx March 18, 2021
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Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.
Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!
by hoodwinters January 27, 2021
mugGet the Nut Accountmug.
Person Having expert knowledge in Costing, accountancy, management affairs, taxation, finance and Study with huge sacrifice and practical knowledge
Cost and management accountant is profession who is made by Parliament of india
by Yashimsk November 24, 2021
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cutoff account

A secret account managed by someone, often made without the knowledge of one's general friends. Typically created on a game.
Joe: "I just found Bertie's cutoff account"
by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023
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Protest account

A separate social media account devoted to following companies you will no longer buy from. A means of remembering all of the shady companies you don't like when they are out of the news cycle.
I just added @lllll to my protest account for how they (insert answer here)
by Woah buddy. July 5, 2016
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open an account

When you want to confide secrets or personal information with someone for the first time and for it to remain confidential. Similar to putting something “into the vault.”
Hey man, I’d like to open an account with you

Sure dude, confide away!
by Dangerous Dante October 2, 2020
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