catch wang

A person who fails to catch an object thrown too them. Particularly if the object was not difficult to catch.
Someone who does not attempt to catch an object thrown to them is still a catch wang, unless they did not see the object being thrown.
Note: someone who catches an object but then drops it is not a catch wang.

If my friend Chris failed to catch a beer I threw to him I would say:

"Argh Chris! You're such a catch wang!"

by yousee April 18, 2010

Jungle Catching

to keep someone from falling by placing a finger in their asshole in the shape of a hook and pulling.

To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent

She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.

by Websters Dictionary for Adults November 7, 2019

Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.

It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.

by Reggie D. November 16, 2019

fletch catch

Originating in the late 90’s. A protective mechanism utilizing the right elbow to catch a sneeze preventing the spread of illness. Used by the courteous.

Dayaum. I just stopped this whole subway from flu death with th Fletch Catch. Guy’s a genius.

by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

Dirtiest Catch

When you finger pop a girl’s asshole then fish hook her in the mouth with the same finger.

« Eh b’y I made dam girl my dirtiest catch «

by Doughboy January 4, 2018

Catch-19

The paradox of keeping bars and restaurants open to keep them in business, which leads to more COVID-19, which leads to those bars and restaurants being shut down.

The Great Barrington Declaration advocates a less-restrictive response to the pandemic, which won't work because it's a Catch-19.

by ratissimus dorsi November 20, 2020

Insta-catch

1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )

2. Easy catch

Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.

Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!

by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2018