ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly

Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground

by TheWiseSageBush April 04, 2016

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 07, 2022

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 06, 2022

Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.

"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."

by nothing better to do April 18, 2015

Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.

"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"

by craigishilarious February 26, 2014

waste-acetid

Condition of being so incredibly drunk that you cannot function, perform any action, or speak successfully. originated in detroit area, MI

pernounced Ways-tasted

hey yo im waste-acetid! i cannot even fuggin consintrate on wutever im fuggin bou fi negg shha bit, ya know?

by ulambator January 10, 2008

milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep

I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted

by Cashbeaste October 07, 2023