Skip to main content

trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on
Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick
by digitaloop May 17, 2018
mugGet the trousered mug.

trouser tornado

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!

Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?

Yep! And it was wet!

Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 24, 2015
mugGet the trouser tornado mug.

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.
by MDMJLM October 22, 2011
mugGet the One Eyed Trouser Puppy mug.

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
mugGet the Trouser custard mug.

Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
mugGet the Trouser Hoagie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email