a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009
by Salty capt. February 28, 2019
by your mom April 08, 2004
When a man sits on his arm until he can't feel it and then jerks himself off with that hand so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.
by sombooty sleep October 02, 2011
while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.
by geebsmonk May 22, 2009
A group of naive, delusional paedophiles worship young actors in the form of instagram packs in many different sexual ways.
Oh fuck, the stranger things influence has arrived, shit is gonna get down thot. Bish run they brought their 11 shrine.
by Baa aann October 24, 2017
by coma061 September 17, 2008