The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"
Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair
by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

by Midari Ikishima November 8, 2020

Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.
by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020

Characterized as one (usually male) who has exceptionally coiffed hair that requires product. Important hair can be straightened, teased or otherwise carefully groomed. Often seen in the hipster variation of subculture as well as Emo kids, neo-mods and glamorous indie rockers.
The guy in VHS or Beta has really important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.
by Aynne and Kristi February 22, 2006

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.
by virginmary'skid June 16, 2010
