A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!
Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018
Get the J-massmug. Damn! J Sauce tastes so good with this pulled pork.
There's J Sauce everywhere!
I wonder what makes the J Sauce so delicious?
There's J Sauce everywhere!
I wonder what makes the J Sauce so delicious?
by bgcharlieelcra August 15, 2018
Get the J Saucemug. A younger man usually in his 20’s. He’s the Big Dick on the block where ever he is at, even if he isn’t. And won’t hesitate to put a fool in his place. Highly immature and childish at times, and cant ever keep commitments.
Here comes Big J and some of his dude bros, probably coming to do some rabble rousing or schmoozing.
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 7, 2019
Get the Big Jmug. A famous naked man from norway, he was famous for sending naked pictures to preteens in bærum. he used to ask girls: "you want to see my "Sky J?" He was a preteen at the time so the authoritys couldnt do anything.
To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
by luckystroke December 9, 2010
Get the Sky Jmug. A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .
by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022
Get the Zeus Jmug. J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010
Get the J pattymug. by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018
Get the J Fletchmug.