Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

slap a fifth

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.

Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.

by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013

Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

by manitoo137 September 27, 2011

Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. It refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey, wanna squishy slap later?

Person 2: omg- but what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we can do both ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021

clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.

Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.

by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019

Marshall Slap

In the tv show "How I Met Your Mother" Barny lost a bet to Marshall, which resulted in Marshall getting to slap barny. Marshall's slaps are delivered with such force, that it has earnt itself a new ranking on the "How hard" scale.

Hey Tristan", "What?", "Marshall Slap!", "Oh Fuck"

by Rocky_ZL January 17, 2011