tiny tot

Slang term for very small penis

Did you see Michael's tiny tot when his shorts fell? It was like looking at a shriveled tator tot

by Mr.starbux October 5, 2017

Tots

A funny word for saying cigarettes.

"Adam, give me some of your tots."

by whybborn September 23, 2013

Tater tot girl

Always first in line at lunch. Always ask for peoples tater tots. Claims she is a good quarterback. Lives in a trailer park and shops at Ross.

She is a real tater tot girl.

by N-word scissorhands March 31, 2021

Tots

An STD spread around Mankato by fake blondes who are actually gingers.

Symptoms include:

- Fire crotch
- Aggressive drunk
- Jergens fingers (fake tan)
- Rancid farts
- Poor decisions in men

Oh my gosh that girl has Cheeto colored fingers and is talking to a convict. She definitely has Tots.

by Bishdungeon227 May 21, 2021

TOTS

Dafuq y'all on about? TOTS = 'Team Of The Season' you idiots. Usually released around the end of April.

John Johnson: Hey have the tots dropped yet?

Kevin Kevinson: Not yet. I heard it'd be out at 7 tonight.

John Johnson: Man I can't wait to spend all those FIFA points on shitty packs!

Kevin Kevinson: L0L ikr? EAids are gonna be RICH.

by JuicySausage...lel May 30, 2018

tackle tot

A feg that crash tackles pussy

Wagwan tackle tot you got mummy puss

by GoldenSlayer _memes May 19, 2018

Tater Tot

A person who has eaten so many tatertots in their lifetime that they start to look like one

I have eaten so many tatertots today that you mind as well call me Tater Tot.

by putdown April 13, 2015