Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

slapadick

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.

Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.

by Bindywindy June 10, 2014

SlapCluedo

When a board game is made more fun by including slaps to add the fun of pain.

Cluedo is boring. Let's play SlapCluedo.

by urbinite November 2, 2014

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

slapshotty

Some fag who cream pies and sucks dick

Fucking slapshotty

by The sex god12321223223311332 October 21, 2017

Slappy

A ventriloquist dummy who comes to life when the words “Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano” And those words mean “You and I are one now” he is from the franchise called “goosebumps” written by R.L Stine

It says his name is slappy...
Whoa! Did slappy just talk?

by Hyrule April 20, 2019