mom

a girl that another teenage girl looks up to. an idol, the mom of the friend group.

*ariana grande posts a new selfie*
me: “YAS SLAY ME MOM.”

by ag tea May 17, 2018

Your mom is not da bomb

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*

by PlebGuy101 May 17, 2018

ur mom gay

this sentence is given when a 11 year old (boy) gamer is angry and most likely depressed and has an IQ of under the 50, it is meant as an insult, tough no one ever is insulted, wich makes the person who said the sentence even more angry.

This sentence can be countered if you say the following sentence 'no u'

11 Year old boy: UR MOM GAY
Test-Subject: fuck off you little twat, go to ur mom and kill yourself, ill fuck you up if you wont fucking stop sucking dick, and i know your fucking brain cant comprehend this shit right now you little cunt but you really need to start play dora the fucking explorer in diaper land, bitch ass motherfucker...
11 Year old boy: UR MOM GAY
Test-Subject: no u
11 Year old boy: *Gets multiple tumors and start spazzing out on the floor*

by Hyperballl April 5, 2018

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

Ur mom gay

Lol, get rekt m8

Ur mom gay (this post is completely imune to no u or any outher repell)

by Weegee666 April 11, 2018

mom daddy

The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).

Mom daddy? can you make me something to eat?

by A Mom Daddy April 21, 2018

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018