making your bed

masturbating; jacking off

Josh! Quit making your bed on the couch! Have some decency!

by woot_woot_666 October 19, 2006

lift with your legs

A product packaged in such quantity that proper lifting techniques are required to avoid a debilitating injury.
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."

"Where did you get this 'Lift with your legs'-sized tub of cheese balls?"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"

by capzloc February 7, 2007

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Wet your noodle

having sex with a chick.

When A-Train came back from an all-nighter all I could ask was.. "did you wet your noodle?"

by Pugwamp April 14, 2009

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

your grany trany

An even worse insult than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined.
If it is used a planet will die

Frank: your mom gay and your dad lesbian

Carl: don't make me do it

Frank: do it pussy

Carl: your grany trany

Frank: "dies"

The planet. X29-738. Explodes

by Likliklik420OO7 March 16, 2018