poop

da stuff u hav in ur poopoo whole

uhhh brown? unless ur sick or smthin lol= poop :)

by lopsidedass November 21, 2021

Poop Voyage

When ever your shit don't get flushed because it is too big, and you grab a big chunk of toilet paper and give it a little push to its destination.

That food that we'd eten last night, really made me need to Poop Voyage that shit.

by xX_Master_Baiter_Xx April 20, 2019

smoke some poop

The act of a smoking meth.

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.

by PWP2308 December 9, 2022

poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.

Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.

by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019

Poop Goopin

She darn drank to much dam poop goopin everywhere

Poop goopin- have been drinking so much you poop goop yourself

by Poop goopin November 25, 2021