paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.

He received a paper job in the bathroom.

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Italian Job

To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.

Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.

by SouthernDrawl April 19, 2020

lunch job

Eating a girl out, the act of oral sex on a woman.

I totally just gave that girl a lunch job.

by doom.bringing.st April 10, 2009

lash-up job

A task absolved without education, preparation, or design.

- Let's lash those two ladders together, that would be a bridge!
- That's not a bridge, that's just a lash-up job.

by Waldt September 30, 2022

river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

guy job

just another way to say guy, but with more emotion

Look at that guy job over there

by lagik May 22, 2024

Schwing Job

Stimulating the anus whilst getting off.

Yo girl,that schwing job last night was hella tight.

by Notrex Hanemann March 25, 2009