The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

by Cremby February 24, 2023

Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

the self-aware rule

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

by Protocols May 25, 2023

11 pm rule

past 11 pm people get horny, and say things over text they wouldnt wanna say

Whats the 11 pm rule?
"i get crazy horny over text"

by uhohuhoh1136 May 31, 2023

The fog will rule

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The fog will rule Mark and Jonas.

by The Fog. June 3, 2023