poop fart

when you think its a fart but its a full poop

i think i just made a poop fart in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Loshinsky poop

The fact that Loshinsky is always wrong

You are Loshinsky poop

by Ytyy January 29, 2021

poop

what comes out of ur butt

i took a big poop today

by ctycui4sudiopoiyutjxryk June 27, 2020

poop

the aftermost and highest deck of a ship, especially in a sailing ship where it typically forms the roof of a cabin in the stern.

waste from human or people

The poop of the ship was broken.

by Lily unicorn March 4, 2022

poop

something long and sometimes wet that comes out your asshole

hey mom i took a poop

by WILD DADDY April 21, 2022

Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018