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Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass
Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses
by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
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Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice
-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer
by Ana M. November 7, 2007
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Jack My Swag

A term to describe a given situation in which a given person steals someone's "swag", or their trademarked coolness. The term has been made famous by Jenna Rose, a twelve year old skinny white chick, in her infamous song, "My Jeans". In the song, a girl (most likely Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale, or Keke Palmer) wore jeans just like Jenna's, to which she responded "jack my swag".
I bet she's mad, cuz' I look fab, haha-ha-ha, jack my swag.
by huneygetsit May 7, 2011
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Jack off january

The one month were it's ok to jerk off every single day
Yo bro, Chris failed jack off january. He didn't nut once!
by Basscrack November 11, 2019
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Poo Poo Jacking

The act of masturbating in a portable toilet.
Bill has been gone for awhile. He’s probably poo poo jacking in the Porta John again.
by GetBackToWorkSlacker April 24, 2019
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jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it
“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”
by madison b October 22, 2020
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National Jack Day

National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.
Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”

Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”
by Jennyfromtheblocksss October 5, 2021
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