Sydney Boys High School

The home of gigachads and sigma males. The home to the most alpha, smartest, most athletic, sexiest men you will ever meet. Slays at both sports and academics, produces men so alpha that anyone nearby is forced into a trance, obeying every command they give. Educated Rusell Crowe, Scomo and the CEO of Commonwealth Bank. Despite being government-funded, has rowing sheds, playing fields and is part of the AAGPS. Pupils are famed for their abnormally large genitalia.

Girl 1: Wow I hooked up with someone from Sydney Boys High School last night, and he had the biggest penis I have ever seen. It felt like his cock was in my stomach, and he made me squirt like a fountain. I can't stop thinking about it.
Girl 2: That's just what people at Sydney Boys High School are like. You are so lucky to have met one.

Sydney Boys High School by Bigguss_dickuss_ November 12, 2021

Langley High School

Langley High School is full of rich, snobby students who were accidentally born from a ripped condom so here these demonic monsters thrive shooting heroin into their veins knowing they were born failures and will die failures. The daughters of Langley have sex with their fathers so he’ll give her the cocaine she has been craving since she was eight. The mothers wack off their sons because they are all cougars and can’t get the pool boys attention. Even though they may brag about having more money, they can’t spell for shit (“Go LAGLEY!”). McLean manages to make them their bitch each and every year. Not only do we crush them in basketball (slight work), we have endlessly made the fat girl with the boob reduction surgery cry and cut herself. However, that is not the only surgery these fucking students receive. The rich girls rebelliously fucked the stone heads to prove a point to society that they are more than just washed up piece of shit. The only thing they got from that was an abortion. These kids who are destined for the great school of George Mason University, unless they had the privilege of giving their teachers a blowjob after school, will definitely overdose in a McDonald’s bathroom, you know— after they got their ass beat by a bunch of McLean kids, the most sacred beings in the land.

McLean Kid: Hey, who is that pregnant girl over there?

Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.

McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.

*Stoner walks over to girl*

McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.

Langley High School by kbh12 May 3, 2019

Mercy High School - Rochester NY 

All girls catholic high school in Roc city (brother school: MCQ)- you can bet most of the girls come from probably Pittsford, Penfield, or Webster. It wouldn't be uncommon for one to pull a hundred dollar bill out of their wallet..and that would probably be the least amount of cash they'd have on them. The school's known for their sports, especially Soccer (a cult which is known as AJAX..), Softball, and Basketball(they breed their athletes...), as well as its "college-prep" (for parties that is..., although others may interpret that as going IVY). The girls at Mercy definitely known how to party...

"A mercy girl...every guy should have one"

Mercy High School - Rochester NY by Mike April 2, 2005

chicago academy high school 

ok so this a poor ass school. that has alot of fights.

Yo, dude look at that girl! she looks like one of those C.A.H.S. aka Chicago Academy High School gurls.

chicago academy high school by Some nobody October 3, 2007

Pembroke High School 

A high school in Pembroke, a town south of Boston on the south shore. It has fantastic academics, sports teams, and talents in the arts. The school was only formed in 2004 after the town of Pembroke broke away from the regional school Silver Lake. The average size of the student body is 1,000 students of mostly white ethnicities.

Many awards have been won by the sports teams and the Thespian society as well as individual students winning awards in various things.

The principal, Ruth Lynch, has often been called "Ruthless" and has inspired such phrases as "she'll 'lynch' ya!" because of her agressive personality and sometimes mean demeanor.

1: "Hey where do you go to school?"
2: "Pembroke High School with 'Ruthless'..."

Pembroke High School by k09 January 20, 2010

Midlothian High School 

Da best damn high school you ever seen.
Representin Midlo, da whitest school in chestafield mothafuckin county.

Midlothian High School is da dilliest at football.

Midlothian High School by clit69 October 3, 2009

fort defiance high school 

A school in augusta county where the only sport that excells is track, because it’s the only independent sport and all the coaches in other sports suck and play politics.

Mia was better than everyone at basketball but since she went to fort defiance high school she didn’t play and fort defiance didn’t when any games.

fort defiance high school by fort defiance high school May 30, 2018