dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014

Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

by DickPound March 23, 2020

Fever dick

When someone’s penis is a hotter temperature than normal due to them having a fever.

Jordan is so sick and has a fever but Brooklynn loves riding that fever dick.

by papi chulo amor January 13, 2022

Dick Chuckin'

The act of chuckin' dicks across a 40 yard surface.

Guy 1: "Hey man, You want to go Dick Chuckin' this weekend"?
Guy 2: "Nah man, I threw my back out from it last time".

by Man of Steel 99 February 15, 2017

Dick Fisto

The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.

"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."

by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020

Twig Dick

Having a penis the shape of a stick, long and broken, always hard always poking.

Hey isnt that Kievin?
Yeah, Miranda was talking about his twig dick.

by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015