Crack Cheese 

The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.

"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."

Crack Cheese by lunarcoyote September 4, 2005

wine and cheese party 

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

wine and cheese party by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007

Fromunder Cheese

White cheesy shit that collects around a girl's pussy lips and clit when she doesn't wash it. Some dudes dig licking out their girlfriend's Fromunder Cheese.

"Man, I love opening Cammi's whisker biscuit and licking out the Fromunder Cheese inside, tastes damn good!"

Fromunder Cheese by Steve Williams May 13, 2005

penis cheese 

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

penis cheese by Frogboy November 7, 2007

mac and cheese

A woman who has a very pretty face, but a body which makes her less than totally hot.
The opposite of a butterface.

Dude 1: Hey, see that girl over there with the beautiful eyes and the flabby gut?
Dude 2: Yeah. She's quite a mac and cheese.

mac and cheese by stevom November 13, 2010

Jamaican Cheese 

What Agustin Smells like

Damn augo you smell like Jamaican Cheese

Jamaican Cheese by Kohanim March 9, 2004

hippo-cheese 

A dairy product which is used to attract and capture wild hippos. After a hippo sized hole is dug in the ground it is covered by leaves over a straw mat. The cheese is placed in the centre. Nocturnal feeding hippos are lured by the scent of the cheese and fall into the hole below. They can then be domesticated and trained to be house-hippos.

Also used to describe something that appears better than it seems or lures somebody into danger.

I've read the brochure but its a load of hippo-cheese.

Whilst the upper classes believe that they can dabble with cocaine and not get hurt, they are in fact playing with hippo-cheese.

hippo-cheese by hippo-catcher April 21, 2005