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balls cold

A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"
Primus: It is balls cold, dude.

Secundus: How may balls?

Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.
by cold_balls January 10, 2010
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Bust balls

To use a lot of effort to do something sometimes even in vain.
The cops will bust balls but thats it.
I busted my balls making him understand me but he acted wrong anyway.
by OlegK May 31, 2007
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nazi balls

When you shave your nuts and you miss a patch leaving some hair like hitlers mustache
Matt-"I got a bad case of nazi balls"
Jake-" shit man I hate nazi balls"
by jakeolszewski4 July 20, 2011
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Vagina balls

When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"
Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
by blondyyninja February 11, 2010
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hard-ball

hard-ball is a sex-toy that a guy uses to make another dude have a cumtastic orgasm -- similar to The Seven Knots of Singapore. He strings four hardballs together with a leather cord, lubes them up, and then forces them up a dude's asshole and pulls them out one by one as he's jacking the dude off and he begins to blow his load.
Matt tried something new on me -- he wanted to play hard-ball with me and when I came, I blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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Green Balls

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."
by Aprice January 14, 2008
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musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.
So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.
by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015
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