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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
mugGet the Just play Minecraft bromug.

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
mugGet the bro i was a dude the whole timemug.

BRO

Applicable the most for this guy in Minnesota who has an immeasurable love for anything associated with the bro life. His entire being oozes bro-ness. Bros before hoes.
Hinnah: "Can we go out?"
Atif: "Nah, you ain't a bro".
by YiddishSweetCheeks February 12, 2021
mugGet the BROmug.

Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in
Bro you like 26…
by An actual guy November 24, 2021
mugGet the Bro you like 26mug.

bro or blow

When you meet another gay guy and you decide if you want to fuck him, or just be friends.
Jay: I met this guy yesterday.

Mark: Bro or blow?

Jay: Definitely blow.
by Lordopher June 1, 2016
mugGet the bro or blowmug.

Bro hoe

A bro hoe is a girl who says I don’t hangout with girls . All my friends are guys! That’s because. She fucks all her bros. No matter which one it is. The last guy up at the end of the night or the one who just got out of jail. She will even just give blowjobs. She’s a bro hoe.
Michelle is gona go out with us tonight. If I don’t hook up with a chick I’ll just fuck her bro hoe. Ez lacluyze
by Ez lacluyze April 27, 2019
mugGet the Bro hoemug.

Bro Fucker

A girl who fucks you and then fucks one of your bros!!!!
by Bro Fucker May 18, 2021
mugGet the Bro Fuckermug.

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