classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.

That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

bavarian asshole

Pulling a natural Keith Dunwoody. Nonsensical, shit talking, run of the mouth kind of person.

Bavarian Asshole ~ This guy made no sense and wouldn't quit spouting off at the mouth. A real Keith Dunwoody move!!

by DunwoodyKD3 February 7, 2024

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023