John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.

Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.

by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021

John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of

John is annoying asf

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

John

To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.

“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down”
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”

by Buzzedbiologist May 8, 2025

John bello

A very mysterious young man who likes to sniff younger women, has a foot fetish and keeps little girls in his dungeon. He’s also the older brother of Maui. This is a very dangerous man be cautious if you see him

Omg John Bello let go

by Yourstepbro September 15, 2021

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

John

A very pretty and cute girl that most consider perfect

I really like that John

by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022