Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.

"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"

by Greenbones December 20, 2015

Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.

Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!

by slappyhorny August 1, 2011

Kiki Slap

A sexual act where a woman has the helm of her vagina slapped by the three primary fingers while the pinky is bent and covered by the thumb.

"Gabby had a rough day so I cheered her up with some Kiki Slaps to set her right.

by ModernEnglishEducation June 10, 2019

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019