Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

Bitch tits

A male with large breasts

A person who is whines and complains a lot.

Sarah: I think Mark is pretty cute.
Allison: He's aite, but man he's got some bitch tits.

by BriguyPort November 16, 2022

National show me your tits day

Nov 30th

Hey it’s nov 30th you know what that means :)
It means it’s national show me your tits day

by Nsmytd November 30, 2022

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

Tits

The sexiest body part of a woman. They come in all different sizes and are very jiggly!!

"I want to be smothered by these tits!"

by Shrekfan1986 September 19, 2022

Fat Titted PAWG

A woman that has fat breasts that gets subdued by swinger men. This woman is also required to have kids and the kids have to buy the fat titted pawgs swinger boyfriend beer.

Wow Aarons mom is such a fat titted pawg. Can’t believe Aaron always has to buy Fat Titted Pawgs swinger man beer, that guy honestly has it made.

by Daddy2080 September 22, 2022

Fabric Stretching Tits

It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.

dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits

by 2bored2care October 5, 2022