Polish my silver

When a man or woman lubricates ones self in the vaginal area or dick or anus for an upcoming event.

Hey babe, I'll be sure to "Polish my silver" real good tonight...wouldn't want anything to tear.

by Jelly my fadeli December 16, 2011

cising my head

To make someone overly exicted and hyped about something

"What did you get on your chemistry test?"

"I don't know but when I gave it to the teacher she was cising my head up"

by rep_my_class2010 January 25, 2008

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

shit in my cut

Someone who is worsening your current situation.

So now you wrecked my car? My girl already left me today and I didn't need you being a shit in my cut.

by harboringanomalies June 23, 2009

wax my dolphin

to masturbate in the bath

i was in the bath last night and decided to wax my dolphin

by zippy71 October 15, 2008

scammin on my squirrel

To scam on someone's squirrel is to intrude upon someones budding relationship with their crush. It is generally thought to be socially unacceptable to hit on a friends crush.

Yo! Forrest! Don't be scammin on my squirrel, bro!

by Junior_88 July 19, 2010

Empty my bag

A euphemisim for ejaculating. The scrotum is the bag and it is being emptied of semen.

"TGIF, Bro. What are doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, I think i'm gonna empty my bag and have a nap"

by JMD3030 November 10, 2011