Mexication

The act of becoming fat, smelly, hairy, and sleepy.

"You've undergone some serious mexication as of late," -KKK Clansman
"I can't help it, it's a side effect of the Pill," Clasnsman's Wife
"FYI, you burn in hell for using birth control," -KK Clansman
". . ." -Wife

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park

Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.

Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?

by Meximan May 21, 2007

Mexicaned

A domestic car or truck such as a Chevrolet Silverado, Tahoe, Suburban, or Impala that has impractical junk installed like 20+ inch rims, billet grill, emblems removed, chrome trim that doesn't match factory appearance, euro tailights, blue HID headlamps, custom exhausts, lowered ride height, and dark tint. Often it would be having other car problems apart from "looking fly". For Imports like Honda Civic, it would be lowered, have a custom muffler, euro tailights, and aftermarket racing wheels. Usually the driver of these type of vehicles would be of a Mexican descent, hence the termed "Mexicaned".

You see that debadged Chevy Tahoe with those big rims, euro lights, and blue HIDs? It's been Mexicaned!

by newwordwatchdog July 20, 2010

Mexicana Pudding

When a woman puts on a feces and cum filled sombrero after sexual intercourse.

Hey Juan, did you hear that Chavez gave Layla the Mexicana Pudding last night? You couldn't even see that bitch's eyes!

by T.J. LeCates March 7, 2008

Mexichan

A hybrid between a Mexican and a Chinese person. These creatures enjoy fajitas with a hint of dog and unwelcome second children. Their favourite term consists of the words 'Arriba' and 'chingwingwongtongchao'. These people tend to have a strange personality and culture, and are often found to be hard-working, moany bastards that kill people over shoes and shout for no fucking reason when you are trying to have an important conversation about the mating habits of the female lobster.

"Oh my god Julie, get the kids in the car and lets get out of here swiftly, there's a Mexichan over there".

by pablo del chong July 26, 2011

Mexiconics

Informal colloquial words used by people from Mexico who fail to master proper American dialect.

Examples of "Mexiconics" are: "Eh essay wus up?" for "Hi friend, how are you?"; "alo!" for "hello!"; "Wus sappining homie?" for "What are you doing right now?"; "Wush you talkin bout meng?" for "What did you say?"; "Wush you tink?" for "What do you think about it?";

by jargon hunter September 5, 2010

mexicanal

Mexicanal is when a person is sodomized by a Mexican.

Skeetlani went to Cancun for Spring-Break and totally had Mexicanal with that beaner after drinking 14 Coronas... She couldn't walk straight for a week.

by Reggie Theus August 5, 2007