shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '

by Callijames April 24, 2018

bean magazine

- Female version of a spank bank
- A female saving a males photos to 'flick the bean' to

My friend Paige saved some DILFS gym photo and said she was saving it for her bean magazine.

"Ohhhhhh that's definitely going in the bean magazine!"

"What are you doing later? " "Might go for a swipe on tinder and add to the bean magazine"

by Pingupurp94 December 19, 2024

Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

“He’s a straight bean”

by Djshbabsx November 3, 2020

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Bean

Slang term for "barrel" or a "muzzle flash"

"just copped me a bean so my toolie don't spark a lot"

by lipigreap June 3, 2021

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020