A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.
"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
by forevercha0s April 28, 2005
Get the cunt cookie mug.Cunt Nugget Is: A cunt in my view is someone who feels the need to express there thoughts aloud, usually cuntish thoughts. Therefore nugget is simply used to imply that they are moron. There you have it. Cunt Nugget
by Jameeeeeeeeess July 28, 2011
Get the Cunt Nugget mug.A person who can't get their head out of someone's cunt long enough to stop acting like one. This person thinks they're better than everyone around them, very pretentious and snobby- the kind of person that makes you want to carve out your own eyes.
Emily: "That guy is such a cunt munch."
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014
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Definition 1: Noun.
a degrading worthless less than a woman, person or object.
Definition 2: Verb.
A dance in which you grab your cat and toss it in the air while chanting "Putt yoo pussaaay in da airr"
Definition 3: Adj.
A rough hairy surface in which you put coasters on.
Definition 1: Noun.
a degrading worthless less than a woman, person or object.
Definition 2: Verb.
A dance in which you grab your cat and toss it in the air while chanting "Putt yoo pussaaay in da airr"
Definition 3: Adj.
A rough hairy surface in which you put coasters on.
Def. 1- "hell yeah, Steph is a cunt soldier! She is on Mike's jock erryday foo"
Def. 2- "Na nigga, that party was thowwweeed! everyone started doing the cunt soldier! I ALMOST GOT SCRATCHED!"
Def. 3- "Hey, do you think you can use one of my cunt soldiers for your drink? I like to keep my tables legit"
Def. 2- "Na nigga, that party was thowwweeed! everyone started doing the cunt soldier! I ALMOST GOT SCRATCHED!"
Def. 3- "Hey, do you think you can use one of my cunt soldiers for your drink? I like to keep my tables legit"
by JohnMayerIsINWALLSS January 23, 2009
Get the cunt soldier mug.When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.
by Taco9648 February 1, 2015
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Get the Cunt Double mug.A VERY offensive term to describe A man, or any other person, who wears the skin of a woman over his own, such as to where his penis is sticking through the vaginal hole. (referenced from a serial killer)
"That cunt swagger killed all those women! " or " Jeepers Creepers was such a fricken cunt swagger!"
by Bob Kallady June 6, 2007
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