butt-bagged

When you stick your butt in someones face(usually while they are laying down)and jiggle it. The butt-bagged process isn't complete until you fart in the persons face. It is also recommended that you take the person by surprise to not risk any unwanted injuries.

I just butt-bagged lerroy for 5 minutes but regretted it because he chopped by dick off.

by discus4life April 13, 2011

Butt Shmex

A slightly homosexual form of anal sex, (See Anal Sex). It usually ends up in some form of anal pleasuring or anal fondling.

Aaron: I was giving her a good helping of butt shmex and she loved it.
Matt: Oh yea! Thats fucking hot (sarcastically said).
Chris: Thats fucked up. (Blunt comment)

by The Home Boys December 16, 2010

Bummer Butt

People on the beach who when you see from behind can ruin your day because there swimsuits and butts are the wrong size for each other.

I was having a good time relaxing at the beach until I saw a bummer butt and had to go home.

by Bullshitzer June 11, 2010

Punch in the butt

A game to break up a boring or awkward moment by punching someone in the butt, usually an innocent bystander. After you punch them you proclaim, "punch in the butt!"

frank: what a wast of time why am i here? Ow! what the hell man?!

Billy: Punch in the butt!

by itaub1 August 31, 2010

Butt Browsing

Accidentally browsing the web on a cell phone while in the a persons pocket or another container

My butt browsing cost me $10 in phone charges this month.

by gjenkins20 May 4, 2010

Butt ringer

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

by O'smama March 1, 2009

The butt joke

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.

Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"

by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008