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bean magazine

- Female version of a spank bank
- A female saving a males photos to 'flick the bean' to
My friend Paige saved some DILFS gym photo and said she was saving it for her bean magazine.

"Ohhhhhh that's definitely going in the bean magazine!"

"What are you doing later? " "Might go for a swipe on tinder and add to the bean magazine"
by Pingupurp94 December 19, 2024
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Bean squat

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016
mugGet the Bean squatmug.

The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
mugGet the The BEAN (Chicago)mug.

Bean

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive
by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021
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Stuffed Bean

Being filled with high amounts of cum to the point of discomfort
Hey dude! Isn't Samantha so attractive? I just wanna make her a stuffed bean!
by Nugg Boy May 21, 2019
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bean souper

A term made in reference to a TikTok video that consisted of a bean soup recipe; comments were flooded with "what if i don't like bean soup?" and other questions that would make you think to yourself, "why don't they just make chicken noodle soup if they hate bean soup so much?"
The phrase refers to a person who subconsciously believes and acts like everything told to them must have some sort of relevance to them. Upon encountering information NOT meant to apply to them, bean soupers feel as if the material was targeted and act as if that is so.
sally: eeeek i'm so glad we get to go on that science field trip!! it's gonna be so fun
sarah: i don't even like science, the school should have done something actually fun
sarah is a bean souper, don't be like her
mugGet the bean soupermug.

Beans

Beans is a term used in self-harm when you hit the third layer of your skin (Fat). This results into severe pain and possible uncontrollable bleeding. If you accidentally hit this layer seek medical attention if you can't stop the bleeding after some time.
"I hit beans and can't stop the bleeding"
"Go to the ER/ Urgent care you could have hit a vain"
by V1ZE December 19, 2024
mugGet the Beansmug.

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