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Cool Beaning It 

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.
Cool Beaning It by Echoes917 May 30, 2008
Related Words
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Female equivalent of a boner. An erect clitoris. Adaption of 'flick the bean' as in to stimulate the clitoris.
'you know when she's liking it from the size of her beana.'

'man that chick was a squirter with a massive beana.'

'my trans f-buddy is growing one hell of a beana.'

'my slightly retarded toddler just won't stop playing with her bits until she gets hold of her beana, and off she goes.'
Beana by Subversive July 2, 2012
Beaner is often used to describe a Mexican or other Hispanic descendants. But it's origins are from the bean god. People who worship bean god are called beaners, it is not a racist term. Good luck beaners!
I'm a beaner
Beaner
Hello fellow beaner
Beaner by Beangod69 October 16, 2019

beantopia 

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.
Mr. feinstein of history class
beantopia by beans March 24, 2005
An objectively superior alternative to "tea"
Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.
Beans by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 23, 2019

Green Beans and Garlic 

A term that means nothing, but you create it with a group of people to use around a nosy individual that needs to know everything. Use it in everyday context, but when the nosy person asks you what happened...you ignore them or say nothing happened. You do not tell the person what it means and it drives them crazy.
When nosy individual is around:

Q: Did you see Jim last night at the club?

A: Yeah, what the hell?

Nosy guy: What did he do?

A: Oh, nothing. Green Beans and Garlic.