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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
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Taint of America

The NY Yankees
The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.
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Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
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nigger boss American

The Real New New is the most nigger boss American.
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Publisher's Societies of America

also called Cult of the GAays, they never consult anyone but their own, cult of publishers so it was this that formed wikipedia to start and left alone commit horrendous atrocities but their name implied fascism to start because the society was on the distribution controls of what others, authors and writers, have said.
2. the arch enemies of Mark Twain, all
"Over arking, phrase Publisher's Societies of America he's talking about, like the Tom Sayer 1973 movie they did, it was theirs,
there once was a Time when things like polution, overpopulation, even things like income taxes were unknown to most people, our natural riches seemed inaexhaustable, there was more elbow room, and life was a lot more fun, now, reader's digest, together with the united artists and arthur p jacobs, invites you and your family, to go back to those golden days, as we proudly present Tom Sawyer" Arthur P Jacobs, Reader's Digest, Artists United.
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Andre (Smile America)

stupid hoebag from southern texas that prank called Ryan Hollingsworth when Jack W. was around
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A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
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