Lynx Point Siamese cat

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass

"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"

by Shittedonem July 12, 2021

raining like cats and dogs

A lot of rain or raining hard

Oh damn it's raining like cats and dogs outside

by zobna pasta December 17, 2016

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

Cats are liquid: A Better Place

Often abbreviated to ABP. ABP was made Last Quarter Studios .Cats are liquid: ABP is the prequel to ALITS. ABP is a 2D platformer game with 12 worlds containing many powers. The main cat of the game is a white, smiling cat named Lumi. There's 3 other cats, Green Cat, Red Cat, and Blue Cat. The Green Cat has 2 eyes. When you push the down button when you are switched to the Green Cat, the green, incorporeal dots will turn into a platform you can go on. The Red Cat is has a feisty face. When you push the down button, you will be able to grapple onto a red dot. The Blue Cat has a sad face. If you push the down button with the Blue Cat, you will be able to slow down time. There is also the companion, which was also featured in ALITS. The companion pushes buttons for Lumi. The lore (spoiler) is they adventure until the end of world 7, where the Green Cat gets fixed. After this, Lumi goes to find her other friends. She couldn't reach out to the rest of her friends since she was too late. At world 12, she makes a world and locks herself in it. And, the Blue Cat had gave the ability to Lumi that when she turns into liquid she becomes blue, and the Red Cat had gave the ability to Lumi that when she takes damage she turns red. In each world, she gets different powers, but play the game to see them. For a short version, Cats are liquid: ABP is the prequel to ALITS and is about Lumi and her friends adventuring between worlds with different abilities, but they have problems.

Person 1: "Hey dude, have you heard of an game called Cats Are Liquid: A Better Place?"
Person 2: "Yeah I have, dude! It's a really fun and cool game that is underrated and sad at the same time!"
Person 1: "I know, right! I really like the plot of the games!"

by dryspace April 3, 2023

Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.

by big phat phart June 7, 2015