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MAAAAN i just found the FUNNIEST SHIT in the urban dictionary last night bro it was so fucking funny DDDAAAAMMMNNN
by XxmassivecockxX May 3, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is a place that is like wikipedia for slang words..

but people that define them often like 1. Sex 2. Drugs 3. Cussing 4. Being bias 5. Etc. I think they misspell often because of lazyness, some failure with

proof-reading, etc, but I don't think it's because of dumbness. There are proper definers, but a lot are either 1 2 3 4 or 5 above. :( They also have weird typing controls for adding words. Make urban dictionary great again! :p
The urban dictionary often has words defined by people that are 1 2 3 4 or 5 above. Some are good ones though. Often words are defined and researched by people that are bored. (see boredom in dictionary)
by Cat'sKnowledgd July 4, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

Used to be a dictionary for slang but that was before I was even born. It now has about 7 million definitions from everything to bizarre sex positions to extremely biased definitions of celebrities or a combination of the two.
Urban dictionary is a dictionary for slang. Well it was 20 years ago.
by DaSluttyMary April 21, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Person 1: "Hey, I searched up supercalifragilisticexpialidocous on Urban Dictionary today!"
Person 2: "What does it mean?"
Person 1: "Sex!"
by Bigmana69420 May 29, 2022
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The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
by Kido123 December 25, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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