dick forehead

When someone has an abnormally large forehead and their hairline is receding. Also known as a Widows peak.

That man needs some rogain, his dick forehead is getting bigger!

by peckerhead123 July 23, 2017

Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

dick driven

someone who is so driven by the goal of attaining penis that they let things that they normally would not let slide to happen because it clouds their judgment.

I can’t believe I was unbothered by him finishing on my expensive couch. I was so dick driven.

by marigoldsister October 7, 2020

Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.

That car is nuking dick!

by Charrr July 9, 2022

Pringle dick

When you magnum dong can get the last Pringle out of the can

Jackson has a Pringle dick, he even got the last chip *wink *wink *nudge *nudge

by Ultra_Chad May 25, 2019

awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

Chigga dick

The Chigga dick is a condition where the male genitalia becomes drastically reduced in size inadvertently by the consumption of Chigga. The Chigga dick can no longer be operated and remains in its flaccid state, it has been known that the rain coat actually conceals the member in its entirety for upto 10 hours,

Oh my god Becky wants me to drill her tonight but I’ve got the Chigga dick; I’m gonna have to go home

by Pleasure cannon October 25, 2019