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Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.
1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.
by naivewifey November 7, 2015
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D comfort

Comforting youre partners emotional distress with your dick. Usually combined with a tear fetish.
"Dude when my girlfriend was crying about some drama last night , i had no other choice then to give her some D comfort."
by Thritewash October 10, 2015
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D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.
by FindingRachael November 29, 2015
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Sweeping the D

1. Getting someone's number (digits) or flirting.
"Sweeping" in on someone you wanna hit up or bang. The "D" is a play on dick or digits.

Both apply in the moment pretty much.
ex 1.
Sarah: "Oh dude did you see that guy?"
Marisa: "He's hot. I'd sweep his d."

ex 2.
Haley: "I'm totally sweeping the d with this guy right now."
Max: "The one you keep staring at?"
Haley: "Yeah he keeps looking back at me like I don't know. I'm gonna go talk to him."
by gay baby dog December 15, 2015
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d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.
My friend, you're such a d-bag!
by ManGroover December 20, 2015
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Drunky-D

Known as the idiot who drinks too much then dances terribly and does embarrassing things. When sober, if one pulls a "drunky-D", you basically are being an idiot and everyone is saying "what the fuck".
I totally thought it would be funny to randomly yell a rap lyric at a hot girl, she was so confused. I def pulled a drunky-D..
by kbasssay January 21, 2016
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D Outline Sás

The outline made thought mans underwear when a man grabs his junk.
When I was grabbing myself my friend said man that is a big D Outline Sás!!!
by Nick02306 March 17, 2016
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