Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.

“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”

by Finnzo January 25, 2019

Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.

Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.

by Daba Fett February 13, 2019

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Bro

Cogitare.

"Bro."

by bro- September 5, 2018

bro pic

a really sad picture that is so sad it deserves 50 likes

guy1: hey did you see the bro pic I sent you?
guy2: yeah man it was so sad i had to leave a like

by can we hit 50 likes April 22, 2018

Bro-lepathy

The act of understanding, or mentally hearing in one's mind, the words or implication of a brother(brotha, bro, broski, brocephus, broseidon) even if not in the immediate vicinity.

"yeah buddy"
"Did you say it like yeeeeeah buddy?"
"Yup"
"Whoa..... bro-lepathy"

by JT_of house state farm June 2, 2018

Bro

A girl or a guy (don't be sexist) that is always there yano ?you do stupid stuff together you plan your stupid futures. And they're the kind of people who never leave your side . They go through your emo phases ,your depression ,axinety but most importantly the happiness .You and your brother will make so many memories that you'll regret when your 80 , but who cares, yeah I did this for my brother HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER XXXX

Oi,yano I can always count on my bro,I love you brother xxx

by NataliaB*tch May 6, 2018