King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

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Burger King Nuggets

The strange chicken nuggets served at Burger King. Known for the strange aftertaste and weird flavor. They also leave behind this (potentially lethal) dust.

Ayo I'm boutta hit them burger king nuggets
Nah man those are shit stay away

by consumegoyslop October 10, 2022

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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

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King Crimson

A word describing i betch on discord

Me (not knowing king crimson is a betch): Hi
King Crimson: he's 25 and bababooey
Me (now knowing King crimson is a betch): omg it's that "King" off of discord...not

by BetterThanYou.......WayBetter September 5, 2021

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Melanie King

One of the SEXIEST, HOTTEST women on YouTube. Her beauty and brains are THROUGH THE ROOF. She was also Kevin Samuels' friend and protege. "mel_da_king" is her ig page.

Have you heard of Melanie King? Check her out on YouTube.

by Marky_D September 14, 2022

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Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021

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