pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Life

A hard thing , or someing people need to find

Omg get a life

Lifes to hard i quit

by Ummmmmmmm daddy chill May 22, 2021

No Life

When you become so engrossed in a video game that it becomes your life.

"The first person to beat the World's Hardest Game without dying must've had no life."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Life

It's like a penis its soft and sometimes it gets hard for some people it's big for some its short.

Damn his life is like a penis its always hard

by 3dicksinmyass October 2, 2020

Cool life...

What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.

Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...

by Linasaur November 16, 2010

Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025